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today we asked pedestrians to show us their false enthusiasm and show us how they react when they get a lawsy gift. this is a city full of actors. they should be good at this. >> thank you so much. you know me so well. this is beautiful. i love it. >> oh, my god. i love it. great, thanks, perfect. >> oh, wow. thanks. >> oh, that's so nice. >> it's so nice. so wonderful. thank you so much. >> oh, wow. i absolutely love it. where did you find it? >> wow! no! no! i like it. >> thank you so much. you know, i appreciate that. >> oh, my god that's exactly what i wanted. how did you know? >> wow, honey this is great. >> i don't like teddy bears. thank you, though. >> thanks, this is awesome. hurray. >> whoa. thank you so much. >> oh, thank you. >> i always wanted this and i'll keep it and look after it for always. >> you're a liar. >> i am a liar. >> wow. it's so perfect. >> i love it. and i will definitely use in the future. don't worry about that. >> oh, my god. i love this gift. >> oh, wow. that's so nice. you know, that's really cool. i love it. definitely i'm going to wear this christma
today we asked pedestrians to show us their false enthusiasm and show us how they react when they get a lawsy gift. this is a city full of actors. they should be good at this. >> thank you so much. you know me so well. this is beautiful. i love it. >> oh, my god. i love it. great, thanks, perfect. >> oh, wow. thanks. >> oh, that's so nice. >> it's so nice. so wonderful. thank you so much. >> oh, wow. i absolutely love it. where did you find it? >> wow!...
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so, please join us tomorrow night, too. and i'd like to remind everyone, that if you'd like to help with the hurricane relief effort, you can do it on the web at redcross.org or text redcross to 90999 to make a $10 donation. please do that, or you will almost certainly go to hell. [ applause ] not only is my first guest tonight the main reason i got into television. he is the main reason i got a television. he is the host of "the late show with david letterman." and i am more excited that he is here tonight than i am able to explain. please welcome, mr. rock and roll, david letterman. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. it's wonderful to have you here. >> great pleasure to be here, thank you. >> jimmy: i'm excited to have you here. a little bit overwhelmed. i would imagine it's similar to when johnny carson was on your show. >> well, when johnny carson was on my show, the big difference was johnny carson really was something and i'm not much of anything. that was the big, big difference. >> jimmy: well, maybe to you. but to me
so, please join us tomorrow night, too. and i'd like to remind everyone, that if you'd like to help with the hurricane relief effort, you can do it on the web at redcross.org or text redcross to 90999 to make a $10 donation. please do that, or you will almost certainly go to hell. [ applause ] not only is my first guest tonight the main reason i got into television. he is the main reason i got a television. he is the host of "the late show with david letterman." and i am more excited...
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Dec 11, 2012
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the holidays are upon us and won't get off us. it's time to start practicing your pretending to like a gift face. christmas is a major operation for me. i buy hundreds of gifts and i buy them all myself. people think i have an assistant. i do but he doesn't do anything for me. he does some things for me, believe me. but he's having a baby. i went to costco this weekend. it was a two-cart weekend for costco. people were asking if i worked there. i move things like i'm one of the employees. leaving costco my truck was packed to tightly i could see out the front and 1/18 out of the window in the back and the truck was almost completely packed with alcohol. it was. something -- if someone had rear ended me i wouldn't have been arrested for a dui. i would have drowned. and now i have to wrap -- you don't have to wrap alcohol, do you? i bought sweaters to put around the bottles. i'm good at a lot of things, sex obviously. i can cook. i draw. i know how to juggle. but i cannot do a decent job of wrapping a gift. most guys are bad at this
the holidays are upon us and won't get off us. it's time to start practicing your pretending to like a gift face. christmas is a major operation for me. i buy hundreds of gifts and i buy them all myself. people think i have an assistant. i do but he doesn't do anything for me. he does some things for me, believe me. but he's having a baby. i went to costco this weekend. it was a two-cart weekend for costco. people were asking if i worked there. i move things like i'm one of the employees....
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Dec 13, 2012
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this year, my two most fascinating chihuahuas make us laugh, make us cry, and most of all, make us think. let's meet them now. the two most fascinating chihuahua of 2012 is pepe! and now it's time to reveal my number one most fascinating chihuahua of 2012. paco! pepe, don't feel bad. you're very, very fascinating, too. well, that's all for my two most fascinating chihuahuas of 2012 special. and don't forget to go on facebook to cast your vote for the 2012 sexy swimsuit chihuahua. for the history channel, i'm guillermo. >> the history channel? [ applause ] thank you, guillermo. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: fascinating. fascinating, indeed. as you're presumably aware, the christmas season is upon us. it's hard to get in the holiday spirit in l.a. it's hard to get in the holiday spirit anywhere where you see people shopping for christmas trees in shorts. but this is from phoenix. no matter where you live, there's always one house in the neighborhood that goes nuts with decorations. this house, these people put up more than 20,000 lights. they have nut crackers, snow men, santa, trees, reind
this year, my two most fascinating chihuahuas make us laugh, make us cry, and most of all, make us think. let's meet them now. the two most fascinating chihuahua of 2012 is pepe! and now it's time to reveal my number one most fascinating chihuahua of 2012. paco! pepe, don't feel bad. you're very, very fascinating, too. well, that's all for my two most fascinating chihuahuas of 2012 special. and don't forget to go on facebook to cast your vote for the 2012 sexy swimsuit chihuahua. for the...
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Dec 27, 2012
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mike birbiglia will be with us too and we'll have music from atlas genius, so please join us then. our first guest tonight makes movies with her family, but they are not family movies. you know her from "knocked up" and "the 40-year-old virgin." her actual real life daughter is in the new judd apatow film "this is 40." please welcome leslie mann. [ cheers and applause ] leslie, i heard you were very sick. >> i'm very sick right now. >> i appreciate you keeping your commitment and coming here to infect all of us. >> i know. [ applause ] i don't think i'm contagious anymore. >> let's go through your symptoms. what are the symptoms? >> okay. i feel like chesty, like chest pain. >> jimmy: hold on. let me get my pad. chesty chest pain. >> i have achy head. stuffy nose. >> jimmy: everything has a y at the end. sounds like reindeer or something. dwarves. >> a stuck mucusy feeling between my throat and my nose. and my ears are clogged. i feel like i'm under water. >> jimmy: would you say they're cloggy? >> cloggy. >> jimmy: chesty, achy, stuffy, mucusy, and cloggy. i think you might have t
mike birbiglia will be with us too and we'll have music from atlas genius, so please join us then. our first guest tonight makes movies with her family, but they are not family movies. you know her from "knocked up" and "the 40-year-old virgin." her actual real life daughter is in the new judd apatow film "this is 40." please welcome leslie mann. [ cheers and applause ] leslie, i heard you were very sick. >> i'm very sick right now. >> i appreciate you...
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Dec 21, 2012
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look for a message from us. first we're cleaning up facebook and then after twitter and after that who knows, maybe we take down e-harmony. i don't know. [ applause ] thank you. we need your support. less pleasant news, it's my duty to inform you justin bieber and selena gomez have broken up. she was cheating on him with general petraeus. [ laughter ] reportedly they split because they both have very busy schedules. so sad. i really believed in that relationship, and, well, justin is handling the breakup like any normal 18-year-old would by singing to a victoria's secret supermodel who is dressed as a bicycle. you know, when there's a sad story like this, it's hard to write jokes, but fortunately we have an overseas firm on retainer that does some of our joke writing for us. let's bring them up on video chat now. can they hear us? >> thank you for calling zappos. how may i make your footwear buying experience exceptional? >> jimmy: it's me, jimmy kimmel. >> oh, jimmy kimmel. jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: how are you?
look for a message from us. first we're cleaning up facebook and then after twitter and after that who knows, maybe we take down e-harmony. i don't know. [ applause ] thank you. we need your support. less pleasant news, it's my duty to inform you justin bieber and selena gomez have broken up. she was cheating on him with general petraeus. [ laughter ] reportedly they split because they both have very busy schedules. so sad. i really believed in that relationship, and, well, justin is handling...
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they're closer to us here. the presidential election is that special time every four years when americans gather around their tvs to be reminded where the states are on a map. [ laughter ] when did they put vermont up in the corner there? that was recent, right? they changed that. fox news was definitely the channel to watch last night. they were all over the place. they didn't know what to do. at one point, karl rove, you know karl rove? he's chubby guy, a hulk hogan hair cut going on. he was demanding that his own network uncall the state of ohio for obama. megan kelly had to slap him across the face a few times to calm him down. things weren't so cheery at republican campaign headquarters. the crowd thinned, people started to leave and it got increasingly quiet. but towards the end, people even started -- people started untying their sweaters from around their necks and wearing them at the end of this thing. but this, the romney rally did provide an opportunity for a fun drinking game. it's called find the b
they're closer to us here. the presidential election is that special time every four years when americans gather around their tvs to be reminded where the states are on a map. [ laughter ] when did they put vermont up in the corner there? that was recent, right? they changed that. fox news was definitely the channel to watch last night. they were all over the place. they didn't know what to do. at one point, karl rove, you know karl rove? he's chubby guy, a hulk hogan hair cut going on. he was...
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call or visit us online. we're ready to help. >>> today's tragedy may have catapulted sandy hook elementary into the national spotlight, but the school system here has long been renowned for its excellence. so much so that parents go to great lengths to have their kids attend school in this area. abc's jim avila brings us a look inside some very special classrooms. >> reporter: sandy hook elementary has always been well-known here in central connecticut. not for tragedy, but as a warm, creative sanctuary for children aged 5 to 10 years old. with a sterling reputation for academics, small classes of 20, known for its caring teachers and scoring a perfect 10 from greatschools.org. in the top 3% of all the state's elementary schools, a magnet for civic pride and growth. >> people come to newtown for the schools. the husbands will sacrifice the commute just to come to newtown. >> reporter: the principal, dawn hochsprung, who died in the attack, kept a twitter account proudly documenting the school easily achievem
call or visit us online. we're ready to help. >>> today's tragedy may have catapulted sandy hook elementary into the national spotlight, but the school system here has long been renowned for its excellence. so much so that parents go to great lengths to have their kids attend school in this area. abc's jim avila brings us a look inside some very special classrooms. >> reporter: sandy hook elementary has always been well-known here in central connecticut. not for tragedy, but as a...
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so please join us. our first guest tonight is a very fine actor who will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers, just so you know. he re-teams with quentin tarantino in the new movie "django unchained", which opens in theaters christmas day, >> you need to be on his blind side. huh? >> i said you said you ain't no him. >> i don't. >> yes, you do. >> i don't. >> why is you lying to me? >> i ain't. >> then why is you crying? >> you're scaring me. >> why is i'm scaring you? >> because you're scary. >> jimmy: please say hello to samuel l. jackson. [ cheers and applause ] that's some jacket you got there. >> thank you very much. >> i'm italian, and when's it's open, it kind of says -- i'm a little bit offended. >> i can help you out. >> that's a good looking jacket. i can't wait the see this movie. i have to say, i love quentin taranti tarantino. i see the movie's got 100% positive ratings on rotten tomatoes, which is very rare. >> it
so please join us. our first guest tonight is a very fine actor who will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers, just so you know. he re-teams with quentin tarantino in the new movie "django unchained", which opens in theaters christmas day, >> you need to be on his blind side. huh? >> i said you said you ain't no him. >> i don't. >> yes, you do. >> i don't. >> why is you...
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but what's so funny, demi used to give me hugs. now she just walks by my dressing room and says hello. she takes it so seriously. >> jimmy: you have like two out of the three singers that are the top vote getters are yours. >> go figure. i was really upset about the category. >> jimmy: let's take a look here. we have videotape. >> they have a tape of it. >> jimmy: the idea is you get a category. you can get under 18. 18 to 24. >> or 25 to 100. >> jimmy: let's take a look at l.a.'s getting of the news. >> hi, l.a. >> you have some good news for me, right? >> you will be mentoring the over 25s. >> the what? >> the over 25s. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now that, i have to say -- being one of the over 25 singers, seeing that's got to make them feel great. >> i didn't lnecessarily know wo the over 25s were. it was the category. i spent my entire year developing kids. usher at 14. bieber at 14. all the artists i worked with are kids. even rihanna was 17. ciara was 16. you give me somebody that's 40, i don't know what to do. >> what you did do
but what's so funny, demi used to give me hugs. now she just walks by my dressing room and says hello. she takes it so seriously. >> jimmy: you have like two out of the three singers that are the top vote getters are yours. >> go figure. i was really upset about the category. >> jimmy: let's take a look here. we have videotape. >> they have a tape of it. >> jimmy: the idea is you get a category. you can get under 18. 18 to 24. >> or 25 to 100. >> jimmy:...
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it's given to us. the creator gave us this meat so we can survive on it. >> reporter: how do you explain it to westerners who say it's cruelty to animals. >> this is not cruelty. this is how we survived for thousands of years. >> reporter: a way of life that's slowly disappearing. weather and ice patterns are becoming more unpredictable, as we are about to find out in a frightening way firsthand. back at camp just a few hours later, a crisis. suddenly we find ourselves at the mercy of the rapidly melting ice. >> there's a big crack that's opening up between us. it's meltsed faster than it should have. the elders have said that we should pack up and go. >> reporter: a crack in the ice that's growing with every passing minute. if it gets any wider, it might become impassable, leaving our entire group stranded on the sea ice. tom, our team leader, is playing it cool. >> no, i'm not stressed. when i have these guys around, i've got complete confidence. we'll get it done. not worried yet. not yet. >> report
it's given to us. the creator gave us this meat so we can survive on it. >> reporter: how do you explain it to westerners who say it's cruelty to animals. >> this is not cruelty. this is how we survived for thousands of years. >> reporter: a way of life that's slowly disappearing. weather and ice patterns are becoming more unpredictable, as we are about to find out in a frightening way firsthand. back at camp just a few hours later, a crisis. suddenly we find ourselves at the...